The funny men in my life include my father, my boyfriend and Stephen Colbert ( Read more... )

Since when did assigning copious amounts of tests and papers all due at the same time seem like a good teaching technique to anyone?

Professor of Wooly Mammoth Hunting: The students all really like my class this year. They are doing all their homework and visiting me in my office hours bearing the tusks of beasts they slayed all by themselves.

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So there was this giant spider (named Fantastica) in our kitchen today and I said to it:

I am getting the distinct impression that you are not hip to my jive. Are you or are you not hip to my jive?

She returned, quite nastily:

Something is wrong in your brain.

Then I put her on the balcony. To show her who was boss.

First, why did everyone on my flist go to Montreal?

Second, why I am I addicted to Beauty and the Geek?

Third, why does God hate me?

I had an eloquent conversation about my life with John (brassknight86) this afternoon. It's so well worded that I think I'll share it with everyone (hope you don't mind, John ( Read more... )

sunday night funning ( Read more... )